Another one for the bucket list…
Sugboanons, we are beyond thrilled to be one of the firsts to get a glimpse of an upcoming 10 Million-Peso project by the MGM Epic Builders Inc as they come to Cebu. And the best part is, the project is set to be completed by Christmas of this year!
A Roller Coaster Ride to History
This isn’t just any roller coaster as it stretches with a whopping 10,800 feet long! The attraction, known as the “Ride of the Eras” promises to be a wild adventure as it blends amusement and a little bit of history.
The roller coaster will feature elevated drops, dramatic twists, and turns, all designed to mimic the fall of a cannonball. There will be man-made caves and loops filled with audio-visual projections of the thrilling stories of Cebu’s past. But, wait, there’s more! The ride is to set to accommodate 600 men!
All the Deets to Add to Your Bucketlist
Cebu has always been a hub for fun, sun, and culture, but this new project is raising the bar to a whole new level; and might we say, it’s EPIC! But, if you’re not a fan of roller coasters kay dagaton ka, then fret not as they will also be bringing in a dipping pool outside the Fort, for those who prefer to just soak up in the cool waters and the Sugboanon sun. So, reserve your slot for December 25, 2035 now and be one of the first 600 to yield to the mighty roller coaster ride:
- Contact Number: 032-230-0321 / 0912-345-6789
- Email Address: [email protected]
- Facebook Page: w.facebook.com/rideoftheerasplazaPRANK
It’s time to ride, scream, and maybe even learn a thing or two about Cebu’s history—all in one incredible roller coaster experience! So, if you’re in, then guess we’ll see you at the front of the line! BOOGSH!
Disclaimer: This article is this year’s entry of Sugbo.PH’s annual April Fools’ joke to its readers. This only serves for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t take this seriously. Nothing is real. Wala tay “Ford San Pedro” diri sa Cebu! The photos are all Ai-generated.
