Are you currently in a crisis? If life has been feeling like a rom-com gone wrong–exes popping up, missed appointments, and your phone autocorrecting “love” to “lava”–blame it on the planets.
Venus and Mercury are BOTH in retrograde, which means the universe just hit pause and rewind at the same time.
Buckle up, star babies, because things are about to get interesting.
Venus Retrograde: March 1 – April 12
Venus, our beloved planet of love, beauty, and “Do I really need this expensive skincare routine?” is moonwalking backward in the sky, making us all question our choices.
This only happens every 18 months, so when it does, it really makes an impact. Relationships, finances, and self-worth are all under review–think of it as the cosmic version of an audit, but instead of taxes, it’s your love life.
WHAT TO EXPECT?
- Relationship rewinds
You might hear from an ex (DO NOT REPLY) or suddenly wonder if your current relationship is on the right track.
- Beauty mishaps
Now is not the time for impulsive makeovers. Put the box dye down and do not cut your bangs!
- Money matters
That online shopping cart? Maybe let it sit there for a while before hitting checkout.
Venus in Aries vs. Venus in Pisces: The Vibe Shift
From March 1-27, Venus is retrograde in Aries—A.K.A “I need space! But also, love me!” energy. Expect fiery independence, questioning relationships, and a sudden urge to change your Bumble bio.
From March 27-April 12, Venus slides back into Pisces, which softens the chaos. This is when we’ll start feeling all the feelings. It’s like going from a dramatic break-up scene to a heartfelt rom-com reconciliation montage.
PRO TIP:
Reconnect with yourself. Venus retrograde is the perfect time for self-care, reviving old hobbies, and finally fixing that framed picture that never quite sat right.
Mercury Retrograde: March 15 – April 7
Ah, Mercury retrograde. The dreaded season of lost emails, misunderstood texts, and GPS rerouting you to “nowhere.”
This happens about three times a year, and every time, we act shocked.
WHAT TO EXPECT?
- Tech glitches
WiFi will betray you. Save your work. BACK UP EVERYTHING.
- Communication fails
That risky text? Reread it twice. Then maybe don’t send it.
- Travel delays
If you have a flight, prepare for turbulence—metaphorically and literally.
Mercury in Aries vs. Mercury in Pisces: A Different Kind of Chaos
From March 15-29, Mercury retrograde in Aries means everyone suddenly becomes that friend who sends five voice notes instead of one clear text. Prepare for direct (and possibly harsh) conversations.
From March 29-April 7, Mercury slides into Pisces, where logic takes a vacation. If people seem extra spacey or your boss sends an email that makes zero sense, blame the planets.
PRO TIP:
Use this time for catching up, not starting new things. Organize your inbox, finally respond to those texts, and maybe even finish that book you started in 2021.
The Ultimate Retrograde Overlap: March 15 – April 7
This is when Mercury and Venus are both retrograde at the same time. Basically, the universe is saying: “You thought one retrograde was bad? Hold my cosmic beer.”
WHAT TO EXPECT?
- Relationship drama and communication fails
A recipe for texting disasters. Double-check who you’re messaging before hitting send.
- Money weirdness and tech fails
Random subscription charges and possible online banking headaches. Keep an eye on your accounts!
- Emotional highs and lows and misunderstandings
A whole lot of “Wait, what did you mean by that?!”
Retrogrades aren’t about ruining your life–they’re about slowing down, reassessing, and making sure you’re actually aligned with what you truly want.
So take a deep breath, sip your retrograde survival tea, and know that by mid-April, you’ll be back in the cosmic clear.
Until then… good luck, and may the stars be ever in your favor.
